The White House Inc. Employee Handbook: A Staffer's Guide to Success, Profit, and Eternal Salvation Inside George W. Bush's Executive Branch
By John A. Wooden (Editor), Paul A. Bradley, John DeVore, Chris Harper, the Writers of Whitehouse.Org

"A hilarious, dead-on parody. Brilliantly subversive and fearlessly offensive, if ever a book was going to be banned under the Patriot Act, this would be it!"
   - Daniel Kurtzman: Editor,
      About.com Political Humor Review

About the Author: The same website that invoked Dick Cheney's wrath and a First Amendment furor, Whitehouse.org boasts over 1 million readers per month and seven Dot Comedy awards for best Internet political humor. This is the first book based on the site.

Book Description: The talented creators of four of the Internet's most popular parodies: WHITEHOUSE.ORG, BettyBowers.com, LandoverBaptist.org, and Chickenhead.com – joined at the hip to produce the one book that is guaranteed to have Capitol Hill (and the whole country!) rolling in the aisles all election year long!

White House Inc. EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK busts the Executive Mansion's elegant doors wide open to take you on a hilariously eye-popping, completely top secret tour through the most guarded-and ridiculous-people, places, prophesies, and policies of the otherwise "on message" world of the George W. Bush Administration. The White House Inc. Employee Handbook reveals the secret life of the White House staffer – from his duties (ex: France-Bashing, Caring for Corporate Friends) to the official Bush policy on hot-button issues (ex: homelessness: eliminate the glut of shelters so these people can finally live up to their name!).

Equal parts shrewd business lampoon and outrageous political send-up, this is wickedly astute satire at its finest – funny and gutsy, with a frightening, yet familiar ring of that oft-forgotten thing called truth. Welcome to White House Inc., patriotic worker bee – you picked the winning team!