FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE – OFFICE OF THE PRESS SECRETARY – EXECUTIVE BRANCH
March 15, 2007
President's Trip to Latin America: Watch Actual Hispañoritos Express Their Passionate Love for the USA
From March 8-14, 2007, President Bush traveled throughout the United States of Mexico to spread his gospel of compassionate condescension. The President takes tremendous pride in his record of strengthening ties with the many colorful lands and people that dangle off Texas' southern border like a necrotic hemorrhoid. It's why at each stop on his tour, throngs of swarthy Latinozoids gathered spontaneously to chant their respect and adoration for America's globally beloved leader.