Holiday Flashback: Enjoy a Very 1970's Christmas Greeting From America's Super-Wholesome Royal Family

In this NEVER BEFORE SEEN photo, we glimpse our morally immaculate Commander in Chief coming of age; already sporting the Godly backbone which renders him immune to filthy, addictive habits like tobacco – and such faggy affectations as the Sammy Davis Jr. "flipped-tie-and-slung-blazer" look.

George W. Bush smoking in Bush Family Christmas card

Comments:

Sexy!

Posted by: CapnCrouton

at December 18, 2006 12:51 PM

'from all the george bushes'?
should've known they were all clones gone wrong..all photographic evidence points to the fact that there was no way barbara bush was ever under 50 years old.

Posted by: punctiliouspig

at December 18, 2006 1:56 PM

Dig those pants on Marvin! Groovy!

Posted by: Melissa

at December 18, 2006 7:48 PM

It looks like a GAP ad that has gone horribly wrong... and even more conservative than usual. It's like, "Oil mongers... in denim."

Posted by: mosh8ed

at December 19, 2006 3:16 AM

That's not Barbara Bush - it's George Plimpton in drag...

Posted by: tutankhaman

at December 19, 2006 1:09 PM

"a wish for love and happiness in a world at peace..."
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAH(Snort, gasp)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

Posted by: klaburn

at December 22, 2006 12:51 PM

At least W put his can of malt liquor down before posing for the family Christmas card. Oh those crazy days in late Viet Nam era Kennebunkport

The Bush family. . . putting the fun in political dysfunction for 3 generations.

Posted by: mjoy61

at December 24, 2006 12:11 AM

Where's Neil's Thai girlfriend(s)?

Posted by: ChrisDutch

at December 27, 2006 9:10 PM

All the Bushes! I really thought that only girls had those!

Posted by: Benji

at January 5, 2007 6:30 AM