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For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - June 29, 2006 - 2:01 P.M. (EST)

PRESIDENT BUSH BRAVELY REASSURES HYSTERICAL MASSES WITH INFORMED, ARTICULATE RESPONSE TO SUPREME COURT RULING ON GUANTANAMO MILITARY TRIBUNALS
Statement by the President

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The President today applied his keen legal mind to interpreting the shockingly impudent decision by a Judicial Branch he has worked hard to pack with enough Right Wing Yes Men to dutifully rubber stamp his unprecedented establishment of an unaccountable, quasi-monarchical rogue state.

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