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For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - March 30, 2004 - 2:31 P.M. (EST)

PRESIDENT COMMEMORATES 23rd ANNIVERSARY OF BOTCHED REAGAN SHOOTING WHICH NEARLY BEGAT A GLORIOUSLY ELONGATED GEORGE H.W. BUSH REIGN
Statement by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Please be seated. Twenty-three years ago today, at almost this very moment, a brave bullet was making its way across a stretch of dirty DC sidewalk, headed right into the geriatric chestal region of America's recently-elected President, Ronald Wilson Reagan. And friends, never was the expression "Guns Don't Kill People" more true than on that very day. Yes, for had the President's decrepit, already Alzheimers-ravaged body responded in the anticipated manner to the effects of that wholly unexpected attack perpetrated by a random lunatic totally unaffiliated with myself or my Asian hooker-porking brother Neil, American history would have been drastically altered. Specifically, Vice President George H.W. Bush, former head of the CIA (and my daddy), would have rightfully ascended to the Oval Office – for which he had just campaigned so fiercely for nearly two years. Boy howdy, life is sure full of crazy coincidences sometimes, isn't it?

And so today, on the anniversary of this almost monumental event, we pause for a moment of silence, and entertain what should have – er, what might have been. Thank you, and God Bless America.

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