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For Immediate Release - Office of the Press Secretary - September 28, 2003 - 2:01 P.M. (EST)

STATEMENT BY KARL ROVE EMPHATICALLY NOT COMMENTING ON ALLEGED POLITICAL MOTIVATIONS FOR MALICIOUSLY ENDANGERING THE WIFE OF THAT BASTARD TURNCOAT JOSEPH WILSON
Statement by the President's Domestic Policy Advisor

MR ROVE: Good afternoon. Thank you for coming. This will be brief. Today, many news organizations are emerging from their summertime journalistic comas to discover months-old indications that yours truly, Karl H. Rove, took personal and illegal revenge upon Joseph A. Wilson – one of President Bush's most prominent detractors – by revealing classified information about his wife being an undercover CIA agent – thereby undermining national security and jeopardizing a life that is apparently of value to a handful of people outside of the White House

And while I am not at liberty to comment directly on the veracity of these allegations, let me just say that I want Americans to believe that it breaks my heart that anyone could possibly believe that I am so vindictive, ethically bankrupt, and politically vicious as to invite syndicated columnist Bob Novak to a romantic dinner for two at Annie's Paramount Steak House on July 12th at 7pm, then intentionally leak details over an apple dumpling dessert that would endanger the loved ones of my most monomaniacally despised ideological nemeses. That's all I have to say on the matter. Thank you, and good day.

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