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NON-WHITE CHILDREN!  SIGN UP NOW TO WIN YOUR CHANCE TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH PRESIDENT & MRS. BUSH!

For some silly reason, most colored grown-ups would sooner take a fire ant enema than cast a ballot for a Republican. Fortunately, a tiny percentage can be persuaded to vote right-wing – if exposed to enough pictures of President and Mrs. Bush pretending to have fun with cute little pickaninnies like yourself! So what are you waiting for? Sign up now! [NOTE: Orientals and other high tax bracket minorities need not apply.]

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LEGAL NOTICE: By clicking "Submit" below, I acknowledge that I am a minor entering a federal sweepstakes which may or may not be legal in my state. Furthermore, I acknowledge that if I am fortunate enough to be quasi-randomly selected, that I will be on my best behavior, and that I will leave my boombox at the door, "conk" my hair if needed, tie my shoes (no "high-top" sneakers), and speak in complete English sound bytes disparaging affirmative action. I understand that the President will not "rap" with me, and that I will be subject to search for stolen hubcaps, small objects d'art and silverware prior to my departing the White House grounds.



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