HEY KIDS! Once upon a time, long before America's worst-ever President (Bill Clinton) tyrannically thrashed the First Amendment
rights of our beloved tobacco corporations, America's second-best-ever President (Ronald Reagan!)
worked hard to selflessly inform our country's citizens how best to stay healthy! Now YOU can download, print out, and
proudly display Ronnie's patriotic secrets for how to live a long, wholesome, and all-American life! Yay, Gipper, Yay!