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PRESIDENTIAL NICKNAMES
Boys and Girls! One reason folks love President Bush so much is the folksy charm he shows in giving sarcastic
nicknames to everyone he meets! Have a look at his complete list, then invent some of your own! You'll find
nothing spices up playground time like the spirited hurling of personalized derision!

Jack Abramoff
Guiltless Über-Patriot
"Ka-Ching!"
Samuel Alito
Supreme Court Justice
"Tony Jr."
Kofi Annan
Fmr. U.N. Sec. General
"Buckwheat"
Silvio Berlusconi
Fmr. Prime Minister of Italy
"Garlicko"
Tony Blair
Prime Minister of Britain
"My Bee-otch"
John Bolton
Fmr. U.N. Ambassador
"Flavor Saver"
Bono
Musician/Activist
"Boner McFaggy-Shades"
Michael Brown
Disaster Expert
"Brownie""
"Shit Stain"
Jeb Bush
Governor of Florida
"Gator"
Laura Bush
First Lady
"Pickles"
Ahmed Chalabi
Iraqi Patriot
"The Teflon Sheik"
Hugo Chavez
President of Venezuela
"Cabeza de Caca"
Dick Cheney
Vice President
"Mr. Cheney, Sir"
Lynne Cheney
Second Lady
"Butch"
Michael Chertoff
Sec. Homeland Security
"Skeletor"
Jacques Chirac
President of France
"Froggy le Poodle"
Gen. Wesley Clark
Supreme Allied Cmmdr.
"Leslie Skidmark"
Bill Clinton
42nd U.S. President
"Daddy Stealer"
Hillary Clinton
U.S. Senator (NY)
"Sen. Carpet-baggermuncher"
Ann Coulter
Noted Opinion-Haver
"Gash Limbaugh"
Howard Dean
DNC Chairman
"Jughead"
Tom Delay
Ethics Consultant
"Roach Motel"
Matt Drudge
Blogger
"CyberFag"
Pablo Escapa
White House Botanist
"Dr. Feelgood"
Vicente Fox
Fmr. President of Mexico
"Frito Bandito"
Barney Frank
U.S. Congressman
"Fruit Loop"
Bill Frist
Fmr. U.S. Senator
"Dr. Kiss-Ass"
Ruth Bader Ginsberg
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Lezzie the 4-Eyes"
Alberto Gonzales
U.S. Attorney General
"Poncho Honcho"
Al Gore
Fmr. U.S. Vice President
"Mr. Poopypants Loser Dickhead"
Billy Graham
McJesus Mogul
"Buzzkill"
Stephen Harper
Prime Minister of Canada
"Governor 51"
Katherine Harris
Fmr. U.S. Congressgirl
"Avon Lady"
Dennis Hastert
Fmr. Speaker of the House
"Penis HastaHurt"
Charleton Heston
Actor/Marksman
"Moses Winchester"
John Howard
Prime Minister of Australia
"Dingo-Berry"
Karen Hughes
Presidential Advisor
"Fixer"
Saddam Hussein
Fmr. Leader of Iraq
"Osama"
Hamid Karzai
President of Afghanistan
"Pinocchio"
Ted Kennedy
U.S. Senator (MA)
"Lifeguard"
John Kerry
U.S. Senator (MA)
"Lurch Dukakis"
Kim Jong-il
Leader of Korea
"Dog Breath"
Henry Kissinger
Conservative Luminary
"Jewboy Classic"
Junichiro Koizumi
Prime Minister of Japan
"Chopstix"
Osama bin Laden
Al Qaeda Leader
"Saddam"
Scooter Libby
White House Staffer (Ret.)
"Fall Guy"
Joe Lieberman
U.S. Senator (CT)
"Jewboy 2000"
Rush Limbaugh
Beloved Demagogue
"Little Blues"
Trent Lott
U.S. Senator (MS)
"Dippity-do"
Mary Matalin
Presidential Advisor
"Houdini"
Scott McClellan
Fmr. Press Secretary
"Butterball"
Angela Merkel
Chancellor of Germany
"Adolpha"
Harriet Miers
Presidential Counsel
"Dirty Harry"
Dennis Miller
Hilarious Celebrity
"Shecky Goebbels"
Zell Miller
U.S. Senator (Ret.)
"Zello Mellow"
Hosni Mubarak
President of Egypt
"Pharaoh Hos-Mu"
Pervez Musharraf
President of Pakistan
"The Pervster"
Ray Nagin
Mayor of New Orleans
"Niggin'"
Peggy Noonan
Right-Minded Columnist
"Shakespeare"
Barack Obama
U.S. Senator (IL)
"Oreo Rookie"
Nancy Pelosi
U.S. Congressgirl
"Lockjaw"
Vladimir Putin
President of Russia
"Pooty-Poot"
Muammar al-Qaddafi
Leader of Libya
"Momo al-Labia"
Josef Ratzinger
Pope
"Scat-Finger"
Ralph Reed
Christian Soldier
"Kid Klinefelter"
Harry Reid
U.S. Senator (NV)
"Fuckmouth"
Condoleezza Rice
U.S. Sec. of State
"Brown Sugar"
John Roberts
Supreme Court Chief Justice
"Pretty Boy"
Karl Rove
Political Advisor
"Turd Blossom"
Donald Rumsfeld
Fmr. Sec. of Defense
"Duke Nukem"
Abdullah al Saud
King of Saudi Arabia
"Your Royal Highness, Sir"
Antonin Scalia
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Pitbull the Dago"
Ariel Sharon
Prime Minister of Israel
"Shlomo Psychostein" "Gefilte Brains"
John Snow
U.S. Treasury Secretary
"Bean Counter"
David Souter
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Daddy's Little Traitor"
Arlen Specter
U.S. Senator (PA)
"Peach Fuzz"
Clarence Thomas
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Uncle Thomas" or "Long Dong"
Harry Whittington
Sportsman
"Buckshot"
Oprah Winfrey
Urban Personality
"Chocosaurus"
Paul Wolfowitz
President of World Bank
"Big Bad"
Jiang Zemin
Fmr. Leader of China
"Jiang, Jiang, Chicken Wiang"


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