One reason folks love President Bush so much is the folksy charm he shows in giving sarcastic
nicknames to everyone he meets! Have a look at his complete list, then invent some of your own! You'll find
nothing spices up playground time like the spirited hurling of personalized derision!
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Jack Abramoff
Guiltless Über-Patriot
"Ka-Ching!"
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Samuel Alito
Supreme Court Justice
"Tony Jr."
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Kofi Annan
Fmr. U.N. Sec. General
"Buckwheat"
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Silvio Berlusconi
Fmr. Prime Minister of Italy
"Garlicko"
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Tony Blair
Prime Minister of Britain
"My Bee-otch"
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John Bolton
Fmr. U.N. Ambassador
"Flavor Saver"
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Bono
Musician/Activist
"Boner McFaggy-Shades"
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Michael Brown
Disaster Expert
"Brownie""
"Shit Stain"
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Jeb Bush
Governor of Florida
"Gator"
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Laura Bush
First Lady
"Pickles"
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Ahmed Chalabi
Iraqi Patriot
"The Teflon Sheik"
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Hugo Chavez
President of Venezuela
"Cabeza de Caca"
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Dick Cheney
Vice President
"Mr. Cheney, Sir"
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Lynne Cheney
Second Lady
"Butch"
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Michael Chertoff
Sec. Homeland Security
"Skeletor"
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Jacques Chirac
President of France
"Froggy le Poodle"
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Gen. Wesley Clark
Supreme Allied Cmmdr.
"Leslie Skidmark"
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Bill Clinton
42nd U.S. President
"Daddy Stealer"
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Hillary Clinton
U.S. Senator (NY)
"Sen. Carpet-baggermuncher"
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Ann Coulter
Noted Opinion-Haver
"Gash Limbaugh"
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Howard Dean
DNC Chairman
"Jughead"
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Tom Delay
Ethics Consultant
"Roach Motel"
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Matt Drudge
Blogger
"CyberFag"
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Pablo Escapa
White House Botanist
"Dr. Feelgood"
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Vicente Fox
Fmr. President of Mexico
"Frito Bandito"
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Barney Frank
U.S. Congressman
"Fruit Loop"
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Bill Frist
Fmr. U.S. Senator
"Dr. Kiss-Ass"
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Ruth Bader Ginsberg
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Lezzie the 4-Eyes"
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Alberto Gonzales
U.S. Attorney General
"Poncho Honcho"
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Al Gore
Fmr. U.S. Vice President
"Mr. Poopypants Loser Dickhead"
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Billy Graham
McJesus Mogul
"Buzzkill"
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Stephen Harper
Prime Minister of Canada
"Governor 51"
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Katherine Harris
Fmr. U.S. Congressgirl
"Avon Lady"
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Dennis Hastert
Fmr. Speaker of the House
"Penis HastaHurt"
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Charleton Heston
Actor/Marksman
"Moses Winchester"
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John Howard
Prime Minister of Australia
"Dingo-Berry"
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Karen Hughes
Presidential Advisor
"Fixer"
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Saddam Hussein
Fmr. Leader of Iraq
"Osama"
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Hamid Karzai
President of Afghanistan
"Pinocchio"
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Ted Kennedy
U.S. Senator (MA)
"Lifeguard"
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John Kerry
U.S. Senator (MA)
"Lurch Dukakis"
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Kim Jong-il
Leader of Korea
"Dog Breath"
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Henry Kissinger
Conservative Luminary
"Jewboy Classic"
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Junichiro Koizumi
Prime Minister of Japan
"Chopstix"
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Osama bin Laden
Al Qaeda Leader
"Saddam"
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Scooter Libby
White House Staffer (Ret.)
"Fall Guy"
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Joe Lieberman
U.S. Senator (CT)
"Jewboy 2000"
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Rush Limbaugh
Beloved Demagogue
"Little Blues"
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Trent Lott
U.S. Senator (MS)
"Dippity-do"
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Mary Matalin
Presidential Advisor
"Houdini"
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Scott McClellan
Fmr. Press Secretary
"Butterball"
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Angela Merkel
Chancellor of Germany
"Adolpha"
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Harriet Miers
Presidential Counsel
"Dirty Harry"
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Dennis Miller
Hilarious Celebrity
"Shecky Goebbels"
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Zell Miller
U.S. Senator (Ret.)
"Zello Mellow"
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Hosni Mubarak
President of Egypt
"Pharaoh Hos-Mu"
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Pervez Musharraf
President of Pakistan
"The Pervster"
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Ray Nagin
Mayor of New Orleans
"Niggin'"
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Peggy Noonan
Right-Minded Columnist
"Shakespeare"
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Barack Obama
U.S. Senator (IL)
"Oreo Rookie"
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Nancy Pelosi
U.S. Congressgirl
"Lockjaw"
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Vladimir Putin
President of Russia
"Pooty-Poot"
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Muammar al-Qaddafi
Leader of Libya
"Momo al-Labia"
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Josef Ratzinger
Pope
"Scat-Finger"
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Ralph Reed
Christian Soldier
"Kid Klinefelter"
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Harry Reid
U.S. Senator (NV)
"Fuckmouth"
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Condoleezza Rice
U.S. Sec. of State
"Brown Sugar"
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John Roberts
Supreme Court Chief Justice
"Pretty Boy"
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Karl Rove
Political Advisor
"Turd Blossom"
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Donald Rumsfeld
Fmr. Sec. of Defense
"Duke Nukem"
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Abdullah al Saud
King of Saudi Arabia
"Your Royal Highness, Sir"
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Antonin Scalia
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Pitbull the Dago"
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Ariel Sharon
Prime Minister of Israel
"Shlomo Psychostein" "Gefilte Brains"
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John Snow
U.S. Treasury Secretary
"Bean Counter"
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David Souter
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Daddy's Little Traitor"
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Arlen Specter
U.S. Senator (PA)
"Peach Fuzz"
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Clarence Thomas
U.S. Supreme Court Justice
"Uncle Thomas" or "Long Dong"
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Harry Whittington
Sportsman
"Buckshot"
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Oprah Winfrey
Urban Personality
"Chocosaurus"
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Paul Wolfowitz
President of World Bank
"Big Bad"
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Jiang Zemin
Fmr. Leader of China
"Jiang, Jiang, Chicken Wiang"
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