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Celebrate America's Triumph Over EVIL in Operation Infinite Justice With Your Very Own Victory Trophy!
Lucratively endorsed by President Bush himself and produced in cooperation with the Battlefield Abattoire division of Franklin Mint, each Victory Trophy is made from 100% authentic evildoer, recently harvested from the rubble of Godless Arabia! Collect these timeless testaments to our Commander-in-Chief's unbreakable commitment to hating evil in all its forms - from attacks on America, to the pornographic homo smut that calls itself "public education" - he'll be there to fight the good old boy fight - powered by deep pockets and a gold-plated moral compass! Amen.


Taliban Scalp:
You too can have a full head of hair… on your desk, mantle, or hanging on the wall! These quality scalps - peeled off the heads of the very same Afghan baby killers most liberal universities want roaming unattended around our glorious nation - also make great car shammies, beer coasters, or tea cozies. $19.95
Lucky Taliban Foot
Take a chance on this attractive Lucky Taliban Foot! Card dealers beware: whoever brings this attractive keepsake to the table will snatch your jackpot! Or put your best foot forward and use it as an executive paperweight - it's super-effective for stamping down on unwanted applications from those pesky (and probably terrorist-supporting) brown people! $29.95
Taliban Ear Necklace
Victory never sounded so good! Stylish and affordable, this charming necklace features a freshly liberated ear on a hand-woven camel gut band. Wear it with Allah-may-care flare! Goes well with Cashmere and flack jackets covered in the blood of evildoers who might or might not have been educated and/or coddled in the Marxist commune of Marin County, CA. $39.95
Taliban Teeth Rings
On your finger or in your ear, this is jewelry you can really sink your teeth into! Yanked from the mouths of still-living wild-eyed towelheads at Camp X-Ray, each tooth is polished to perfection and carefully set into a brilliant and timeless solitaire setting. An enchanting gift for that special patriotic someone who loves to hate the enemy (be he terrorist or spineless domestic tree-hugger.) $29.95
Taliban Index Finger Corn Holder
Say goodbye to buttery picnic hands once and for all! Now you can chow down on America's favorite non-Injun-cultivated vegetable while skewered on these fabulously convenient Taliban fingers - the very same ones that might have been wrapped around the lilly white Christian throats of your babies if it hadn't of been the almost God-like courage of President George W. Bush! Pass the salt, please! $19.95


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IMPRESS FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS WITH YOUR UNQUENCHABLE BLOOD LUST!

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DISHWASHER SEMI-SAFE!

EACH ORDER COMES WITH THE BOOKLET "Embalming Fluid Handling Precautions"

JOIN THIS RIGHTEOUS BATTLE!

PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW!

ALL PROCEEDS GO TO THE ALASKAN WILDLIFE RESERVE OIL LIBERATION FUND!

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