Lucratively endorsed by President Bush himself and produced in cooperation with the Battlefield Abattoire division of Franklin Mint, each Victory Trophy is made from 100% authentic evildoer, recently harvested from the rubble of Godless Arabia! Collect these timeless testaments to our Commander-in-Chief's unbreakable commitment to hating evil in all its forms - from attacks on America, to the pornographic homo smut that calls itself "public education" - he'll be there to fight the good old boy fight - powered by deep pockets and a gold-plated moral compass! Amen.

Taliban Scalp: You too can have a full head of hair… on your desk, mantle, or hanging on the wall! These quality scalps - peeled off the heads of the very same Afghan baby killers most liberal universities want roaming unattended around our glorious nation - also make great car shammies, beer coasters, or tea cozies. $19.95

Lucky Taliban Foot Take a chance on this attractive Lucky Taliban Foot! Card dealers beware: whoever brings this attractive keepsake to the table will snatch your jackpot! Or put your best foot forward and use it as an executive paperweight - it's super-effective for stamping down on unwanted applications from those pesky (and probably terrorist-supporting) brown people! $29.95

Taliban Ear Necklace Victory never sounded so good! Stylish and affordable, this charming necklace features a freshly liberated ear on a hand-woven camel gut band. Wear it with Allah-may-care flare! Goes well with Cashmere and flack jackets covered in the blood of evildoers who might or might not have been educated and/or coddled in the Marxist commune of Marin County, CA. $39.95

Taliban Teeth Rings On your finger or in your ear, this is jewelry you can really sink your teeth into! Yanked from the mouths of still-living wild-eyed towelheads at Camp X-Ray, each tooth is polished to perfection and carefully set into a brilliant and timeless solitaire setting. An enchanting gift for that special patriotic someone who loves to hate the enemy (be he terrorist or spineless domestic tree-hugger.) $29.95

Taliban Index Finger Corn Holder Say goodbye to buttery picnic hands once and for all! Now you can chow down on America's favorite non-Injun-cultivated vegetable while skewered on these fabulously convenient Taliban fingers - the very same ones that might have been wrapped around the lilly white Christian throats of your babies if it hadn't of been the almost God-like courage of President George W. Bush! Pass the salt, please! $19.95