STRENGTHENING SOCIAL SECURITY
No matter what lies those soldier-hating, homo-worshipping wrinkle-Nazis at the AARP may spout, Social Security is
in trouble – careening wildly down an ice-slicked toboggan chute towards certain violent annihilation
against a jagged concrete wall of convincingly simulated reality. Fortunately, decades of study by Americas's
most brilliant conservative economists/banking executives have devised four ultra-viable CURES to the
impending retirement apocalypse. Please review these options below, and VOTE FOR YOUR PREFERENCE!