ATTENTION FEDERAL JUDICIARY CANDIDATE:
As a George W. Bush nominee, your confirmation by the newly GOP-controlled Senate is a foregone conclusion. Therefore,
in the interest of thwarting the nuisance of egregious Democratic filibustering, the White House and Congressional Judiciary
Committees have cooperated in the development of this online application system - which effectively dispenses with the
farce of confirmation hearings altogether.
Please fill out the form below in its entirety. Once completed, you will be issued a temporary Federal Judgeship
permit authorizing you to proceed immediately to the nearest U.S. Circuit Court and begin dismantling the separation
of church and state.