Get the GODLY New Book! THANK YOU. YOU ARE MAD ARAB # 40626-4625. It is recommended that all registrants commit their personal ID# to memory in the likely event they are unable to gather documents during their pre-dawn seizure by a DHS SWAT team. NOTE: YOUR REGISTRATION IS NOT YET COMPLETE. YOU MUST COMPLETE THE THREE (3) STEPS BELOW TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR INNOCENCE: Enclose a printed copy of this page in a #10 envelope along with the following: A current photograph of yourself A non-smudged thumbprint in black ink on a 3x5 index card Fresh toenail & pubic hair clippings taped to same Submit Registration package via First Class mail to: U.S. Department of Homeland Security ATTN: Counter-Terrorism Desk 732 Lone Star State Boulevard Washington, DC 10001 Immediately purchase and begin wearing your new mandatory "I'm Registered as a Potential Terrorist With the U.S. Government!" Gear.