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Mrs. Bush Finalizes Details Of Her Forthcoming Blockbuster Memoir: "How My Heroic Hubby Saved An Ungrateful World"
First Lady Mrs. George W. Bush Bush Answers Your Questions About Reading on "Ask the White House"
BEAT THE HEAT: Mrs. Bush Shares Her Refreshing Tips for Enduring Oppressive Summer Temperatures
Teaching Abstinence-Only: Ten Things Every Girl Should Know About Boys and Their Disgusting Private Parts
First Lady Laura Bush's Guide to Understanding So-Called Stem Cell Research and Other Kinds of Pseudoscientific Flapdoodle
"Partial Birth" Abortion Ban SURVIVAL GUIDE: Hot Tips for the Tens of Threes of American Gals Enamoured by This Epidemic Fad
First Lady to Children of Sesame Street: Jesus Christ Can and Must Kill This AIDS Muppet
Keeping Christ in Christmas: Mrs. Bush Responds to Outraged E-mails from America's Cruelly Oppressed Christian Zealot Juggernaut
Mrs. Bush's Birthday: Read the President's Heartfelt Birthday Poem to America's Greatest-Ever First Lady
PHOTO ESSAY: First Lady Laura Bush Shares Her Favorite Moments From the White House Easter Egg Roll
Transcript of First Lady Laura Bush's Pee-Your-Pants Funny Remarks to Attendees of the 2005 White House Correspondents Dinner
First Lady Comforts Secretary Condoleezza Rice Following Vicious Anti-Woman Attack by Senator Barbara Boxer
Mrs. George W. (Laura) Bush Sends Warm Letter of Congratulations to Fellow First Lady Angela Merkel of Germany
Remarks by the First Lady Explaining the Importance of That Reading and Education Stuff to Afghanish Girls Attending Kabul University
Heroic First Ladies Bravely Outflank Off-Message Guerillas and Free Speech Insurgents During Patriotically Scripted Town Hall Meeting
2004 Abortion Rights March: First Lady's Admonition to Pathetically Sparse Gathering of Smelly Promiscuous Feminazis
Mrs. Bush Reassures Cranklepuss Jews That They Needn't Fret Over Their Accurate Portrayal in Mel Gibson's Fabulous Jesus Movie
The First Lady Enjoys a Lovely, Candid Chat With Her Personal Spiritual Advisor: Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian
Remarks by Mrs. Bush Congratulating Former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton on the Publication of Her Memoirs
Address by Barbara Bush to Concerned Women for America Announcing National Clitoridectomy Day
"Preserving America's Commercial Treasures:" First Lady's Remarks to Daughters of the American Revolution
Mrs. Bush Advises Parents on Talking to Children About Stuff Like Terrorists, Snipers, and What to Pack for Jail
Remarks by Mrs. Bush Announcing the Creation of the Youth Promiscuity Task Force
Reaching Out: The First Lady's Message to Victims of the Enron Collapse
Remarks by Mrs. Laura Bush During November 17, 2001 Morning Radio Address
The First Lady's Last Word: A Special Excerpt From the Personal Diary of Mrs. George W. Bush
Mrs. Bush's Recipe Box
Mrs. Bush's Recipes
Private Art Collection
Mrs. Bush's Mammy-o-bilia Collection!
Laura's Driving Academy
Laura Bush Driving Academy
Teaching Abstinence-Only
SATANICIDE & Mrs. Bush Join Forces!
La Bienvenida Española
Greetings Mexicans!
Essential Reading

My Very Own Personal Guides to...
- Republican Glamour
- Raising Young Ladies
- Marital Bliss
- Safe Driving

Books Currently On My Nightstand:
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Favorite Children's Books:
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My Favorite Organizations:
- Homekeepers
- Concerned Women for America
- Christian Cognoscenti
- Traditional Values Coalition
- My Place of Worship

Looking The Part of a First Lady:
- Gowns & Tight Suits
- Gloves & Pleather Slides
- Make-up & Feminine Hygiene
- T-shirts
- Dental Care
- The God Diet
- Skin Care
- Makeover Magic

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