Subject: Re: [subject] To: [e-mail] From: "Auto-reply from [address]@whitehouse.org" >>> FROM THE DESK OF FIRST LADY MRS. GEORGE W. BUSH <<< Dear Friend, Thank you for taking the time to compose a 100% supportive, non-traitorous e-mail to WHITEHOUSE.ORG. As you no doubt already know, the seemingly endless recession my husband inherited from the previous administration of terrorist-coddling, gonorrhea-infested tax & spend sex maniacs has made it tragically necessary for us to lay off nearly the entire White House Communications Office. As such, my husband has ordered me to do my womanish part for the war effort by downing at least some of my cocktails here, in the sour-smelling, fluorescent-lighted West Wing e-mail pool. Sadly, due to the volume of e-mail we receive, I regret that neither I nor anyone else will ever actually read your message - which after all likely contains little more than common, inconsequential prattle. Nevertheless, please rest assured that it is our most sincere hope that this cheap form letter will create the illusion that we care about your worthless opinion. Yours, in Christ, - Mrs. George W. Bush ("Laura") o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Mrs. George W. Bush First Lady of the United States "Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world."    - Pat Nixon o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o - this parody copyright 2003, chickenhead productions - NOTE: all responses to this message become the property of the WHITEHOUSE.ORG parody

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