Subject: Re: [subject] To: [e-mail] From: "Auto-reply from [address]@whitehouse.org" >>> FROM THE WHITEHOUSE.ORG ELECTRONIC MAILROOM <<< Dear Friend, Thank you for taking the time to compose an electronic message to WHITEHOUSE.ORG. As you may or may not know, the snowballing recession President Bush inherited from the previous administration of gonorrhea-infested tax & spend sex maniacs has made it tragically necessary for us to lay off upwards of 90% of the wonderful young people who served so chastely as WHITEHOUSE.ORG interns. As such, George himself has asked that I do my part for the war effort by spending a portion of my days here, in the sour-smelling, fluorescent-lighted West Wing e-mail pool. Sadly, due to the volume of e-mail we receive, I regret that neither I nor anyone else will ever actually read your message. That is why it is my most sincere hope that this cheap form letter will create the illusion that we care about your opinion. Yours, in Christ, - Mrs. George W. Bush ("Laura") o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Mrs. George W. Bush First Lady of the United States E-mail: first.lady@whitehouse.org Internet: http://www.whitehouse.org "Being first lady is the hardest unpaid job in the world."    - Pat Nixon o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o - this parody copyright 2002, chickenhead productions - NOTE: all responses to this message become the property of the WHITEHOUSE.ORG parody

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