Every day, tens of thousands of people from all around the globe come to kneel at the political altar of WHITEHOUSE.ORG and GeorgeWBush.org. A small, unedited sampling of their voluminous feedback follows:

DATE = 03/23/2006
SUBJECT = Wow!!!
NAME = Michael W. Johanson
MESSAGE = As a fellow liberal, I came across this site in hopes of some wholesome fun. Instead, I must say, I am disgusted with how this site refers to the White House and the President. While I do not agree with PRESIDENT Bush's policies, I can respect him for being the President and for doing what HE thinks is right for this country. No person would ever be elected to such a high post who truely wants to harm this country or a particular group of people in it. I do understand you are attempting humor; however, it is revolting and disheartening. Just imagine if you lived and ALMOST any other country and tried to create a website similar to this. Thats right, it would not be allowed.

DATE = 03/21/2006
SUBJECT = Fun Facts
NAME = Kimberly Morrison
MESSAGE = I believe it is very poor taste what you have posted on President Lyndon Johnson on the Fun Fact column.

DATE = 03/21/2006
SUBJECT = Your Web Site.
NAME = Roger D. Moen
MESSAGE = I ran across your Web Site by accident. From my brief look of your site I must state that my feed back to you is 100% Criticism. If you believe that is treason I will be looking forward to hearing you knock or knock down my door so you may attempt Prosecution as stated above this area on your site.

DATE = 03/20/2006
SUBJECT = homosexuality
NAME = None
MESSAGE = Since you are 'indeed' the "officious parody web site of the Executive Branch of the Federal Government of the United States of America," and you believe in the Constitution of the United States of America, why do you deny Constitutional rights to homosexuals? Do you enjoy creating ways to degrade homosexuals? Perhaps you have become enthralled in this alluring question, as have we. No response is necessary, nor possible, but the school to which we cater our [10th-12th grade] opinion will be blocking this website in the next 16 hours.

Think before you act, even in the name of God the Father, His Son our Lord, or the Holy Spirit.

Student Protection Team of the C******* High School

DATE = 03/20/2006
SUBJECT = Website
NAME = NONE
MESSAGE = George Bush,
I am a democrat and someone very close to me that I have known since the day that I was born has to go to Iraq all because of you. You are ruining families by sending our troops over to iraq. It was their war and you should have left it alone. On your site it says " My dad says that we're lucky that colored people are to lazy to vote," that is a very racist statement and to think that you, the president, would have something like that on your website. I'm sure that I speak for all my arfican - americans when I say that that is not right.

DATE = 03/20/2006
SUBJECT = comments
NAME = Annie
MESSAGE = I sure am Lucky I found this website - otherwise I'd have gone to my planned fun for the day and gotten my root canal. As you can probably guess I like pain. Yes, you are very witty and very current and probably very French or something.
Well, hope all your dreams of a one world, commie, socialist nation where Americans are slaves (except for the collaborators) and treated as the evil beings you believe them to be. So...just how cold is it in your cave? Peace, love and food stamps, dude. A

DATE = 03/20/2006
SUBJECT = low intellect
NAME = Tin Mae Wipf
MESSAGE = Your low intellect and limited problem solving skills, is probably related to your drug usage. If not perhaps you are crack babies, children of mothers with a drug addiction.

DATE = 03/19/2006
SUBJECT = Bird Flu
NAME = Dwight Otis Whaley
MESSAGE = Please consider using ultrasonic sound , you'll have to contact an expert on this , about keeping birds away from public places , parks , heavily populated areas , food processing centers , etc. I have heard this works on dogs , cats , rats , mice , bugs . Of course there is a certain frequency for this I'm sure . Anything to slow down the spread of bird flu to humans .

Thanks For Your Time
Dwight Otis Whaley
Amateur call KG4WZI

DATE = 03/19/2006
SUBJECT = The real whitehouse!
NAME = Edna
MESSAGE = Chickenhead is a good name for you! You are a shamful bunch of people! You are intitled to have this sick site if you so choose but to detour people who are looking for the real site for the real Whitehouse should be a crime. I can see that it would be very difficult for kids to find it for homework asignments as well as a site of things that kids should not see. You are alll a bunch of sick jurks and you are a part of the decline of America!

DATE = 03/15/2006
SUBJECT = Address
NAME = Tiffany
MESSAGE = Is this the correct address, where George Bush can recieve mail if I were to send any?: The white house c/o Mcjesus ventures LLC 111 special interest blvd. Penthouse A Washington, DC 20004 USA

DATE = 03/15/2006
SUBJECT = Request
NAME = Jan Behney
MESSAGE = I am a government employee, a registered republican and have a top secret security clearance an this is a request for President Bush to participate in the 2006 Annville Memorial Day Parade. I am concerned that Pennsylvania has voted democratic in the last presidential election and continues to have a democratic governor. I believe if the president of the United States participated in this small town event in Annville, Pa. it would go along way for the next election as well as show support for our veterans. This parade is recognized as the largest one in the state and Governor Rendell will participate as well as many other high ranking officials. The coordinators for this event are Carl and Mary Jane Gacona at [EXCISED], Annville, Pa. and their office number is [EXCISED] and home number is [EXCISED] and fax [EXCISED]. My address is [EXCISED] West Chester, Pa, 19382 and home phone is [EXCISED] and work phone is [EXCISED]. I know Mr. Bush is very busy and doing an outstanding job in leading our country and am hopeful he could work this in his schedule. Annville is less than 200 miles from Washington. Thanks for listening. Hopefully, we will hear back from you so we can provide more information about the event.

DATE = 03/15/2006
SUBJECT = Republican
NAME = Tiffany
MESSAGE = "patriotic contributors to the Republican Party, can expect prompt & courteous personal replies from White House Senior Advisor Karl Rove."

So, only people who contribute to what you want them to, will get a prompt reply? All american citizens who send a comment should qualify for one. Prejudice....

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From: Buzz Meyer [mailto:buzzmeyer@cox.net]
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 6:40 PM
To: newsletter--at--whitehouse.org
Subject: [NONE]

No thank you your sarcastic newsletter is trash why don't you go to Iran or did the toss you out Do not send me any more or you garbage or I will trace you down and blow up your whole office

DATE = 03/14/2006
SUBJECT = Tom Cruise
NAME = Winston Runner
MESSAGE = Dear Mr Bush - I'm a member of the Accountability Coalitions, Investigaters want to proceed into investigating Tom Cruise on his Homo encounters, but are stopped by his lawyer. They have evidence on his action during sexual man to man sexual acts during the shooting of " Eyes wide shut." Also, there is still a drug trafficing comming from this nut-ball.

DATE = 03/14/2006
SUBJECT = GLACIERS
NAME = Alexis Juliatti de Carvalho
MESSAGE = to decide the problem of the melting of glaciers, the solution can be in the liquid nitrogen that could assist the freezing of glaciers.

DATE = 03/13/2006
SUBJECT = Question, Please
NAME = Susan Pool
MESSAGE = I noticed as I'm writing this that you have in big red letters-"ALL FEEDBACK MUST BE 100% POSITIVE....CONSTRUED AS TREASON AND PROSECUTED AS SUCH." My question is this: Isn't the comment you put above 'subject' stating: I certify that I'm no scumbag homo' considered negative? Just curious how that all works!!

DATE = 03/13/2006
SUBJECT = What The Fuck
NAME = David Blackwell
MESSAGE = You People are freaks America is run by Fucking rednecks. What is wrong with being homosexual are you scared of them???? also whats wrong with masturbation?????

Get a life

David Blackwell UK

DATE = 03/11/2006
SUBJECT = What is wrong with you
NAME = ****
MESSAGE = Where do i begin? how do you get to sleep at night? why dont you show this sad sorrowful exuse for a site the the to the families of those who (for some reason) died for your right to say all this.
Your anti-american views only inspire some kid in the middle east to one day bomb america. your sick and a true ambomination to the human race.

DATE = 03/10/2006
SUBJECT = you guys are stupid
NAME = Jessica
MESSAGE = You guys make Republicans look BAD! I can actually feel the caucasian vibes coming from this damn website! Your little parodies are no better than crap on a porn site! And how could you guys promote "Hate!?" My son is a homosexual; Its the way you guys target kids in such a negative way that anti-homosexual feelings are so strong! This site needs to be taken down!

DATE = 03/09/2006
SUBJECT = arrogance
NAME = Joe Modica
MESSAGE = This site is an insult to our intellegence. The elitism suggests it's a Democratic liberal site. Who are you guys?????and your seeking input.

DATE = 03/08/2006
SUBJECT = Stupid
NAME = Henry Hawk
MESSAGE = This website is just stupid. Hard to believe anyone would put so much effort into this crap.

DATE = 03/08/2006
SUBJECT = i have a question
NAME = Gabrielle
MESSAGE = hey my name is gabrielle. im emailing you because i have a question. why hasnt the capstone been put back on the great pyramid. i've done some research and heard many theories about it but it always come back to the dollar bill. thats where its displayed , with the " all seeing eye" on the capstone hovering over the great pyramid. i was just wondering if you knew why it hasnt been placed on. get back at me with this

DATE = 03/06/2006
SUBJECT = Your web
NAME = Frank Morera
MESSAGE = After enter by mistake in your web be certain I'll pray for you and for your family every day, I feel sorry for your mother.May The Lord have mercy on people like you

DATE = 03/04/2006
SUBJECT = hypnosis
NAME = Ricky Tallentair
MESSAGE = I believe that the alkida ,sorry i dont know how to spell it, are being hypnotised by pressure groups overpowering their minds to be terrorists and people dont commit suiside they are being murdered by hypnotists. to mr bush i think you have a difficult job and do it well. Keep the good work up. Thankyou. Ricky Tallentair.

DATE = 03/03/2006
SUBJECT = You guys suck
NAME = Nick
MESSAGE = you guys are the most closed minded people ever. if you want to not like the president thats fine, but you take it too far. give ideas that arent your own a chance.

DATE = 03/02/2006
SUBJECT = you're funny.
NAME = This site is assanine
MESSAGE = in as nice of a way i can say this, i kinda hope you people all die. i'd get a good kick if it was something really ironic too, like if a democrat was elected president and this nation digressed into socialism and was soon assaulted by more Jihadists, hopefully thereby killing you and your kind.

DATE = 03/02/2006
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Greg A
MESSAGE = I don't understand why gas prices continue to rise. They should have peaked out and be dropping by now. This is getting ridiculous. I can't even wake up in the morning without wondering if I can even afford to breathe the air. I don't care if you think this is "fucking" treason but I can't wait until we get a new DEMOCRATIC President in office. George W please just get out of Iraq and concentrate on "our" country that was fought so hard for so many years ago. I have the right to say what I want because I do have "freedom of speech" per our Constitution written so many years ago. Also, I find that comment listed above about not being a "scumbag homo" very offensive. We have rights too!!!!!!!!!

DATE = 02/27/2006
SUBJECT = Congratulations message for my daughter's UNCOMING MARRIAGE !
NAME = Donna Wright
MESSAGE = I'm disappointed that someone made a mistake and sent our daughter, Lisa and her husband- to be, Cole, a card as though they were ALREADY married and it SPOILED the SURPRISE and WHOLE idea!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please BE CAREFUL when you read the requests...

It was suppose to be AFTER JULY 15, 2006 to:

Mr. and Mrs. Cole Webb
[ADDRESS EXCISED]

oh well...when he called, I just said... I'll have to write to President Bush's assistants about that! I know you have a lot more important matters of correspondence... BUT that IS IMPORTANT TO ME !

Thank you for your attention to this matter for the future!

Donna Wright( mother of the bride )

DATE = 02/27/2006
SUBJECT = Posters
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = Your posters, especially the new one talking about the Ports, are very insulting. People do not understand that the U.A.E. is one of the most prosperous nations in the world with a GDP that equals that of European nations. They are not terrorists like you say. In fact, there has never been a terrorist from the U.A.E. in the past few years. The country is very sophisticated so there should be no reason not to allow them to buy our ports. Good bye, ignoramous.

DATE = 02/26/2006
SUBJECT = ** IMPORTANT SUGGESTION **
NAME = Phil Bouchard
MESSAGE = Greetings:

I do not wish to take to much of your time but I was wondering if the White House anticipated the fact that terrorists could theoretically easily blow up glaciers in the Greenland, North and South Poles, etc. This will raise the average sea level and will create devastations as important nuclear attacks because of its wider effects.

BTW technology, research & engineering are the only real solutions towards fighting terror. You should definitely put more emphasis in these fields, maybe you could turn around the Hubble telescope to dissect the Afghanistan mountains to find Oussama and see if he is really there.

Best regards,

Phil Bouchard
Software Engineer

DATE = 02/25/2006
SUBJECT = Welfare
NAME = Karen Baertschiger
MESSAGE = I am appauled at the media coversage. Katrina is an example of how our welfare system is abused. You have third and forth welfare recipetents who now expect the goverment to support them. I am totally opposed to supporting these people, when it could be possible for them to support themselves. I am really tired of taking care of other countries with financial support in their time of need. We need to support our worders and stop illegal imergants. We need to focus on own country and make this a country of soluntary and screw the needs of other countries. I personally have witnessed the abuse of government funds. When I go to the suppermarket and find that the person has two baskets, one on food stamps and the other with liquor, I wonder. When will we ever have the staff to investigate this injustice? We spend more time on giving then justifically funds, on their oppinion, than really investigating their claim. As a middle tax payer I feel I cannot afford to support the free loaders.

DATE = 02/24/2006
SUBJECT = Security Watch
NAME = barbara Combs
MESSAGE = Mr. Bush - All I can say is you are looking at IMPEACHMENT if you veto the Port Security issue. The picture on this website shows you with a paper heart. Describes your inner being perfectly. I hope I don't have to go to jail for not giving 100% positive feedback. The only positive feedback I could think of is that your mother loves you.

DATE = 02/23/2006
SUBJECT = Libs are nothing but fucking traitors to the American way.
NAME = Bill Asob
MESSAGE = you are a bunch of lying homos. why don't you go blow hugo chavez you love him so much. the differance between smart people and you is smart people at least know when they're wrong. if we let ass pirates like you run our country we would really be in a world of shit. go fuck yourselves and also thank you for showing us all that total fucking idiots can still voice their oppinion

DATE = 02/23/2006
SUBJECT = Re: Special Vice Presidential Bulletin
NAME = SDPRNLL
MESSAGE = IF THIS IS COMING FROM "WHITEHOUSE.ORG" YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO AND YOUR WORK LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME.

GUN ACCIDENTS WHEN HUNTING IS A REAL AND SERIOUS ISSUE BUT REMEMBER IT IS CALLED "GUN ACCIDENTS". YOU MUST NOT HUNT NOR HAVE MEMBERS IN YOUR IMMEDIATE FAMILY THAT DOES HUNT.

YOUR SICK YOURSELF!!!!!!!

MY PASTOR WAS TURKEY HUNTING WITH A MEMBER AND GOOD FRIEND OF OUR CHURCH. HE WAS ACCIDENTALLY SHOT WITH BIRD SHOT AND LOST HIS EYE. HE LATER STATED LATER FROM THE PULPIT THAT "GOD HAD ALLOWED THE ACCIDENT TO OCCUR AND IT WAS HIS WILL FOR OUR PREACHER TO HAVE ONLY ONE EYE". HE TOLD THE MEMBER OF OUR CHURCH THAT IT WAS GOD'S WILL. IT SERVED GOD'S PURPOSE. THEY WERE THEN AND LATER WHEN MY PASTOR DIED WITH A HEART ATTACK THAT MEMBER AND HIS FAMILY OF THE CHURCH WAS ALWAYS AVAILABLE FOR MY PASTOR'S FAMILY. IN SOME WAYS HE AND HIS FAMILY BECAME MY PASTOR'S FAMILY THEIR EXTENDED FAMILY.

QUIT YOUR SO CALLED JOKES ON LINE AND STAY BEHIND OUR PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT. YOUR JUDGMENTS ARE RECORDED UP ABOVE AND I DON'T MEAN A SATELLITE. THE WORD SAYS "WE ARE JUDGED OURSELVES BY THE SAME MEASURE WE JUDGE OTHERS". I HAVE FOR A LONG TIME TRIED MY BEST NOT TO JUDGE, PERSONALLY I CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE JUDGMENTS AGAINST ME AND MY FAMILY.

TAKE CARE. THE TONGUE AND THE WRITTEN WORD ARE DANGEROUS INSTRUMENTS.

DATE = 02/21/2006
SUBJECT = How dare you!!!!!!!!
NAME = Melissa Reiber
MESSAGE = This web site is disgusting!!! It is anti-American and teaches disrespect to all those who are in charge!!! No wonder why there are shootings in our schools. You are only helping people to be disrespectful of those who are leaders. Shame be upon you forever!!!!

DATE = 02/18/206
SUBJECT = Thanks
NAME = JamesB
MESSAGE = I'ts good to know...liberals have learned absolutly nothing since 9/11/01. This website certainly confirms that. Free speech is usually reserved for people who have something intelligent to say but,of coarse that would be expecting too much from the weak and weak minded. Go ahead, have a nice day! Enjoy your civil rights as an American.You can thank Pres. GW Bush for that,the 3000 people killed on 9/11 no longer enjoy those rights,you can thank the Clinton's for that, and liberal policies in general.

DATE = 02/14/2006
SUBJECT = Re: Special Vice Presidential Bulletin
NAME = LLilakin
MESSAGE = Please take the Columbine killers off the dead-eye dick web site. That really pisses me off.....that is vulgar, crass and insensitive. I was there that day. You putz.

DATE = 02/12/2006
SUBJECT = Dick Cheney
NAME = Bryan Tribble
MESSAGE = I would go hunting with Dick Cheney anytime anywhere. It would be an honor

DATE = 02/11/2006
SUBJECT = you all are a bunch of cock suckers
NAME = John Rivello
MESSAGE = This website is fucking disgusting. You defile the very country and its leaders that give you this freedom to do so. I hate pricks like you, take something seriously for once in your lifetime. Kicking your ass would be an honor.

DATE = 02/10/2006
SUBJECT = bad website
NAME = dovesplace
MESSAGE = your website sucks! then again as true moral principles say! morality has no place for ugliness! go to hell!!! this website is evil indeed! your website is cruel and unusual punishment! Go to hell! you are uncivilized bigots against freedoms to be sane! I just want to say, go look at yourselves and drop dead!!!!! freedom of speech go back to germany and reminisce hitler! an evil person that this website adhors to

DATE = 02/09/2006
SUBJECT = homeland security terorist reading list
NAME = Khalifah mohamed
MESSAGE = I sincerely suggest to you to remove from your whitehouse.org parody terrorist reading list THE QURAN. and describing it as the terrorist bible. If you're a sane adult minded human being with all your faculties intake you will do what I suggest to you. Because, to continue to do so, will be jeopardizing a re-action of dire consequence. You can see what is happening with the cartoons that is being distributed throughout the earth as I write this to you. If you are a good and righteous soul, who want to bring about true peace and understanding of the human race and family on this planet and not a warmonger that want to destroy the human existance on this planet. You will do what I say before its to late. You can go to poetry.com type in my name Mohamed, Khalifah. You can read and where I'm coming from, poems that I wrote.Being a true servant and worshipper of Allah. Your sincere advisor. As-Salamu-Alaikum, Sister Khalifah Mohamed

DATE = 02/09/2006
SUBJECT = Feb. 5th article
NAME = [NONE]
MESSAGE = Your 2-5-06 article involving the ficticious conversation between Bush and Prophet Mohammed (PBUH), is a prime example of why the idiot extreamists downed the WTC. By depicting Prophet Mohammed (PBUH) in a negative and completely disrespectful manner your only fueling the fear (and therefore hate) of the redneck Americans that come to your sad little web site. Whatever 12 year old is responsible for the creation of this waste of internet space should be respectful of things not understood by simple minded people...like you and the ones that visit your site. Except for me, I was unfortunatley directed here through another website. I feel sick that I've wasted this time writing you as I imagine you'll continue your disrespectful/ childish ways (I won't be coming back to check). Stick to bashing Bush, not Islam.

DATE = 02/09/2006
SUBJECT = wire taping
NAME = Nancy Gregory
MESSAGE = why would anyone object to wire taping, security cameras, being able to go into anyones web site or any other form of protection that our President comes up with? I am grateful, thank you. The only ones that I can think of to object is people with something to hide or is doing something wrong. The ones so against it, is probably the ones you need to watch. Thank you.

DATE = 02/09/2006
SUBJECT = [NONE]
NAME = Linda Thomas
MESSAGE = This web site is a farse ...you people need to wake up and realize most of us are not going for it!

DATE = 02/08/2006
SUBJECT = muslims
NAME = Loran D. Roberds
MESSAGE = Dear sir
I have come up with a solution to this muslum problem this may sound like a joke but i think it would work.Now there are some that would think this cruel and inhumane but the rest of the world dont like us any way so i dont care.We should take cargo planes and load them with pigs,then you fly to where ever there is an muslum problem and carpet bomb the crap out of the ragheads. Once covered in pigs blood and other bodily parts they can no longer go to heaven hence slowing down the suicide bomber problems.I think this idea shows promise becuase of the small amount of human lives lost and the minimal property damage.maybe the cretans would even leave that piece of land and leave it open for development from someone with better morals

DATE = 02/07/2006
SUBJECT = your site
NAME = MM
MESSAGE = Yuk, yuk. Maybe we'll all get lucky and you'll be collateral damage in the next terrorist attack. MM

DATE = 02/07/2006
SUBJECT = It's not how you finish its how you end.
NAME = Leif
MESSAGE = I am a little scared about democrats if they were to win the next elections after bush. i dont think they know security, and are hipocrats. I didnt know what i was democrat or republican before college that i am currently in. Since the teachers are horrible when it comes to god and republican. the teachers let me tell you are the bad ones, they push evolution which is crap and they are the democrats that are trying to get the younger to be democrat. they knock bush left and right im soo sick of it. he has been only but awsome for this country i feel safe and hopefully he will get that abortion law with alito in now. i grew up in a positive environment most republicans i know do, i think a big step for the better would be schools public that is. science is wack they know nothing about the eye or brain and talk evolution untill u agree. So in order to get kids to understand have them understnad how we dont know everything about the body, because we dont. i just wanted to say that bush is a great president and that im just like him. im 21 and quit being a drunk and a pothead i just didnt want to waste my life like others, i turned my life around with the help of god and am in college taking Networking. I graduate soon, i would love a job at the white house lol, i didnt write all this for a refeal trust me, but would be awsome because ive lived a horrible life half my dad abused me. But i am honest, very smart, i suck at spelling as u can see. I am your all around I.T. guy. Leif

DATE = 02/06/2006
SUBJECT = How to generate up to $300,000,000. wkly (Please read)
NAME = Daniel Hersey
MESSAGE = Mr President
You are a puzzel, and I like puzzel's. If spying on me would save a life. Then Please spy on Me. I have a Plan That could generate up to $300,000,000.00 a week with out raising tax's. I need a direct Email Contact with a memeber of the republic Part that you trust. And out of respect, through a newly created Email that can be disposed of. Please give me a chance to help. I dont spell well, But I have a mind. Please respond. I don't bite. Thank you
Dan Hersey

DATE = 02/05/2006
SUBJECT = tapping phones
NAME = Rachel Brantley Miller
MESSAGE = Mr.president,
I think that the tapping phone idea should ONLY be applied to the immagrants.

*Who do you want to win the super bowl?

Thank you for your time,
Rachel Miller

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