President Bush's Faith-Based and Community Initiatives program is a wonderfully inventive approach to
fulfilling the government's mission to provide special tax-free funding for all businesses (even secular ones)
that invoke the name Jesus as their Lord and Savior.
If you are interested in receiving millions in taxpayer funding for YOUR Christian conglomerate, simply fill out the
form below to apply for whatever vast sum you may require in order to bring the gospel message of Jesus Christ to the hell-bound,
unsaved Atheistic trash tearing apart the fabric of this Godly nation. President Bush appreciates your selfless
commitment to restoring America to the Lord's "most honored nation" status.